Random Thought of the Day

I know funny, because I make funny.

Random Thought of the Day

Of all the things that robots and machines could take over from humans, I think the one I am most comfortable with is washing dishes.

Random Thought of the Day

I never realized the irony of the line "I'm gonna drop you like a bad habit." The bad habits are the ones we never seem to shake, unless of course you're talking about an old nun's habit...in which case close your eyes.

Random Thought of the Day

What substance to you have to add one of in order to turn a biscuit into a triscuit?

Random Thought of the Day

Ants, like humans, scurry around with little concern for whatever living things surround them; that is, until someone tries to squish them.

Random Thought of the Day

What's gonna happen when an atheist wins an oscar? They're not gonna be able to start their speech.